1 00:00:52,270 --> 00:00:53,470 Get this, a cow. 2 00:00:54,490 --> 00:00:56,250 And on that last stake was a horse. 3 00:00:56,650 --> 00:00:58,050 What in the hell happened to them? 4 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:00,350 Just disappeared into the atmosphere. 5 00:01:01,190 --> 00:01:02,510 Can you dig this? 6 00:01:02,770 --> 00:01:05,069 A complete elephant wiped out. 7 00:01:05,730 --> 00:01:07,550 That'll sure add to the smog up there. 8 00:01:08,310 --> 00:01:10,810 What are they trying to prove with this new bomb? 9 00:01:11,190 --> 00:01:13,710 That they can destroy humanity but leave the building. 10 00:01:14,410 --> 00:01:17,110 Maybe we can sell the idea to a paint commercial. 11 00:01:17,820 --> 00:01:22,040 The entire race wiped out, but Chevron paint didn't even peel. 12 00:01:22,740 --> 00:01:24,040 Let's get back to the base. 13 00:01:24,380 --> 00:01:27,340 We're not supposed to be spending more than 15 minutes in this radiation. 14 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:47,300 Damn it, Dad. 15 00:01:47,790 --> 00:01:49,270 I can't believe they actually did it. 16 00:01:51,030 --> 00:01:53,510 I mean, until now, the neutron bomb was just an idea. 17 00:01:54,090 --> 00:01:56,110 I just can't believe they actually tested one. 18 00:01:56,310 --> 00:01:58,830 And not just anyone, but that goddamn ultra -neutron bomb. 19 00:01:59,570 --> 00:02:01,450 Well, the U .N. bomb, as the president calls it. 20 00:02:03,010 --> 00:02:07,030 I mean, what kind of sick brain could invent a device that kills all life 21 00:02:07,030 --> 00:02:09,830 a certain radius, but doesn't even singe a newspaper? 22 00:02:10,410 --> 00:02:12,330 People make wars, Jack, not property. 23 00:02:13,690 --> 00:02:16,370 Some of us in government positions believe the U .N. bomb is a blessing. 24 00:02:16,940 --> 00:02:18,000 What happened to you, Dad? 25 00:02:18,460 --> 00:02:20,780 You're starting to sound just like those mush heads in Washington. 26 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:25,260 Come here, son. I want to show you something. 27 00:02:29,380 --> 00:02:30,380 Look out there, son. 28 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:33,020 See what war can do to a city? 29 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:37,040 The people out there may never be able to rebuild what was once theirs. 30 00:02:38,340 --> 00:02:42,940 If America should engage in a nuclear war, I'd rather we be hit by a bomb that 31 00:02:42,940 --> 00:02:44,920 will leave our cities intact for future generations. 32 00:02:46,090 --> 00:02:50,230 Why should our descendants have to live like rats, robbing through rubble and 33 00:02:50,230 --> 00:02:53,790 debris, just because a handful of their ancestors wanted to kill each other? 34 00:02:57,870 --> 00:03:01,150 Use the ultra -neutral bomb and there won't be any descendants to worry about. 35 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:04,230 I'm sorry, Dad. 36 00:03:04,950 --> 00:03:06,710 This whole thing stinks to high hell. 37 00:03:09,410 --> 00:03:13,470 When I get back to the States, I'm going to use my name and my influence as a 38 00:03:13,470 --> 00:03:14,470 son of an American ambassador. 39 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:16,350 And I'm going to tell the people about this. 40 00:03:16,910 --> 00:03:17,910 It's horror. 41 00:03:18,390 --> 00:03:19,390 Jack. 42 00:03:19,790 --> 00:03:20,790 Son, wait. 43 00:03:21,670 --> 00:03:22,589 Hello, Jack. 44 00:03:22,590 --> 00:03:23,469 How are you? 45 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:24,470 Leaving so soon? 46 00:03:24,710 --> 00:03:25,710 About to go. 47 00:03:36,630 --> 00:03:38,190 Ready to take that dictation now? 48 00:03:38,910 --> 00:03:39,910 Yes, sir. 49 00:04:43,740 --> 00:04:46,760 Can we go a little faster? The sooner we get out of here, the better I'll feel. 50 00:04:48,180 --> 00:04:50,480 We may have no choice unless those are your friends. 51 00:04:55,220 --> 00:04:56,220 Okay, here we are. 52 00:08:06,260 --> 00:08:09,500 Hey, where are we how long you been here? 53 00:08:17,260 --> 00:08:23,220 Hey. I want you to connect me with the American ambassador, Mark Stewart, at 54 00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:24,220 American embassy. 55 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:27,800 This is a call of great urgency. Do not screw it up. 56 00:08:32,039 --> 00:08:33,380 Hey, hey, we're going. 57 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:36,640 What do you think of me? 58 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:40,140 Jack's got to be alive. 59 00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:44,020 Otherwise, we would have found his body, too. 60 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:45,740 And he would have sent this. 61 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:47,580 It adds up, Mark. 62 00:08:48,180 --> 00:08:49,780 I've seen this scenario before. 63 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:54,000 It won't be the last time an American dignitary's son or daughter is 64 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:58,300 If only the abductors made contact, this damn weighty is... 65 00:09:12,550 --> 00:09:13,630 Ambassador Stewart speaking. 66 00:09:14,970 --> 00:09:16,150 Yes, it arrived today. 67 00:09:21,130 --> 00:09:25,210 You must tell me, is Jack alive? 68 00:09:26,090 --> 00:09:28,230 Here, say hello to your daddy. 69 00:09:29,710 --> 00:09:32,130 Dad, I'm alive and okay. 70 00:09:32,930 --> 00:09:33,950 Don't worry about me. 71 00:09:34,330 --> 00:09:35,470 Don't do anything rash. 72 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:40,050 What do you want? 73 00:09:40,810 --> 00:09:43,310 I'm a man of wealth, influence, I'll pay any price to. 74 00:09:43,810 --> 00:09:46,370 What? You heard me, Stuart. 75 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:52,690 Use your political influence and great wealth to get us the second phase fuel 76 00:09:52,690 --> 00:09:54,790 formula for the ultra -neutron bomb. 77 00:09:55,450 --> 00:09:59,850 Or by Allah, your son will be returned to you organ by organ. 78 00:10:00,470 --> 00:10:02,630 How much time do I have? 79 00:10:04,290 --> 00:10:05,290 Let me see. 80 00:10:06,030 --> 00:10:07,410 And who am I dealing with? 81 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:17,360 30 days. 82 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:20,560 And we don't even know the identity of Jack's kidnappers. 83 00:10:21,660 --> 00:10:22,780 Well, one thing's certain. 84 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:24,580 He can't meet their demands. 85 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:28,920 The U .N. bomb is a dangerous enough weapon in the hands of sane people. 86 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,320 I've got to do something, Jim. He's my son. 87 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:33,560 I understand. 88 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:36,840 If only we hadn't been arguing. 89 00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:41,400 If that's the last memory of Jack, I'll have to carry it with me the rest of my 90 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,060 life. Maybe it won't be. 91 00:10:43,460 --> 00:10:44,840 If we can pull a rescue. 92 00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:48,440 I have an idea. Look, don't bullshit me. 93 00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:50,700 I've already been refused help by the Israelis. 94 00:10:51,380 --> 00:10:52,660 Even our own government. 95 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:54,960 Too many political problems involved. 96 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:58,440 I am not talking about any government -sanctioned rescue. 97 00:10:58,780 --> 00:10:59,780 Then what? 98 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:04,000 Mark, I'm not only your assistant. I'm your friend. 99 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:05,920 So trust me, okay? 100 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:07,980 What choice do I have? 101 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,320 Remember what I did before you hired me? 102 00:11:12,220 --> 00:11:13,400 I have a lot of connections. 103 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,490 I'm going to head over to the airport right now. 104 00:11:18,890 --> 00:11:21,370 Have Anna call and get me on the next flight back to the States. 105 00:11:21,970 --> 00:11:22,970 Las Vegas. 106 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:53,150 You did a terrific job with them. 107 00:11:53,410 --> 00:11:54,730 Should be a good show tonight. 108 00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:56,410 Thanks, Joe. 109 00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:43,800 Take a walk August security jam 110 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:58,880 What's 111 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:01,120 wrong boys, I thought I'm supposed to be the weaker sex 112 00:13:15,370 --> 00:13:20,250 creeps want any more come and get it that's enough jen uh you passed the test 113 00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:26,630 damn what's going on sorry about that had to see if you still had it 114 00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:33,550 well obviously you still do look who showed up back in my life 115 00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:38,210 every two years like clockwork how long is this episode gonna last i've been out 116 00:13:38,210 --> 00:13:41,350 of the country jen now i need your help let me explain 117 00:13:55,980 --> 00:13:58,180 more money than you'll ever make in Los Angeles. 118 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,140 Details. 119 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:06,640 It's going to be easy. 120 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,700 Want to go for a drink? Yeah, let's go. 121 00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:10,100 That was good. 122 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,240 Where are the girls? 123 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,100 Come on, let's go. 124 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:38,680 We've been rehearsing and performing for months now. 125 00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:45,740 Not for the money or for the fame, that's for sure. 126 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,500 When did you ever worry about money? 127 00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:06,760 Sometimes I think mom was right. At least if I stayed home, I wouldn't be 128 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:07,760 all the time. 129 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:08,880 That's for sure. 130 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:15,580 I'm with you. The more I think about it, the less I like it. I have a deal you 131 00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:16,580 might be interested in. 132 00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:19,280 Geez, what is this? 133 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:20,480 Grandson's infestation? 134 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:25,660 Sorry about the intrusion, girls, but we have to talk. This is Jim Rather, an 135 00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:26,660 old friend. 136 00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:28,680 And he needs some volunteers. 137 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,099 For what? 138 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,580 Well, we all know with... 139 00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:32,820 in this town. 140 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,560 No, nothing quite like that. 141 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:41,340 Jen here tells me that you all came out here for money, fame, excitement. 142 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,360 Even one would be nice. 143 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:46,760 Jim can get you all free. 144 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,460 If you qualify. 145 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:50,100 You don't think we qualify? 146 00:15:50,940 --> 00:15:52,840 It'll take more than some TNA. 147 00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:55,720 It'll be tough and dangerous. 148 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,500 What are we going to do? Rock Jesus Palace? 149 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,120 Nothing quite that simple. 150 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,120 Think about it. 151 00:16:03,340 --> 00:16:05,820 Now, if you're interested... Think what? 152 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:11,080 You haven't told us a thing yet. You'll find out everything as soon as all the 153 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:12,800 qualified volunteers are selected. 154 00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:15,280 I will tell you one thing, though. 155 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:19,800 I'm paying $500 per week while you're training. 156 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:25,300 And $25 ,000 upon your return. 157 00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:29,760 $25 ,000? Hey, wait a minute. Return from where? 158 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,240 Working here. 159 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:35,420 Take me how long to make that much? About 75 weeks. 160 00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:37,540 Wow, that's a long time. 161 00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:39,340 What do you think, Gail? 162 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:44,460 I think... What do we have to do for so much money? 163 00:16:44,740 --> 00:16:48,680 You'll find out everything as soon as all of the qualified volunteers are 164 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,100 selected. I'm in. 165 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:53,880 Sounds exciting to me. 166 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:55,520 I'm in. 167 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,140 Hey, get myself a boob job. 168 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,660 Look at that. It's the military coming to you, Sergeant. 169 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,400 I often wonder about that myself, sir. 170 00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:51,180 It's hot out here. 171 00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:55,960 The officer's bar closes in an hour. Get my drift, Sergeant. 172 00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:07,790 This is the secret training center. 173 00:18:08,330 --> 00:18:11,730 This was used as a special CIA training camp. 174 00:18:12,070 --> 00:18:14,630 Well, Beth, you said you weren't going to be on the bus in the morning. 175 00:18:14,850 --> 00:18:16,610 Yeah, but they sure are the hell of me friends. 176 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:20,170 Not exactly mom's friends either, but for 25 grand. 177 00:18:20,710 --> 00:18:24,610 Hey, what are you going to do with that 25 grand, Billy? She hasn't got it yet. 178 00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:27,790 You going to let them keep us here all day, Sergeant? 179 00:18:28,990 --> 00:18:30,450 All right, ladies, let's settle down. 180 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:41,620 Volunteer and we promise you money and excitement I'm warning you. It's not 181 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,980 gonna be easy I'd like to introduce you to your commanding officer. 182 00:18:45,340 --> 00:18:50,280 This is Colonel Ballen and this is your drill instructor sergeant hearth 183 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:57,000 We have less than 10 days to transform you from Las Vegas showgirls into 184 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:03,060 expert commando fighters During that time some of you will be dismissed some 185 00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:04,060 will quit 186 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:09,760 Some if you don't listen to every word I say could be seriously injured But I'll 187 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:14,440 tell you this Those of you that do make it through are gonna be the best 188 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:21,080 fighters that ever came out of this camp and the richest If you're having any 189 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:26,500 second thoughts about this now's the time to speak up bus hasn't left yet Any 190 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:32,380 questions before we start Good move them out sergeant right away, sir 191 00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:35,830 We're going to move down to the obstacle course now. 192 00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:40,070 When I blow this whistle, I want you to move through this course as if you were 193 00:19:40,070 --> 00:19:41,070 going through a minefield. 194 00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:44,310 Imagine if those tires were mines and you touched one of them. 195 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:45,990 You could lose both legs. 196 00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:48,070 This guy's got a fertile imagination. 197 00:19:53,730 --> 00:19:54,730 Let's move it out. 198 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,080 Ladies, an ordinary piece of wood. 199 00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:51,220 But you can if you think you can. Remember that saying? 200 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:52,680 I want you to come up. 201 00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:55,260 Each of you can do this, but Jan, I want you to come up. 202 00:21:55,740 --> 00:22:00,040 I want you to concentrate on putting your fist right through this wood, right 203 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,040 into my chest. 204 00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:04,900 Okay, you can do that now. Take your time and concentrate. See your hand 205 00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:05,900 all the way through. 206 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,200 Let's go. 207 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,440 Okay, now how did Bruce Lee do this? 208 00:23:09,310 --> 00:23:11,110 Ladies, this is a killing instrument. 209 00:23:12,270 --> 00:23:16,310 It's the M16 rifle now being used around the world in more wars than we need. 210 00:23:17,070 --> 00:23:21,410 You take care of it, and it will take care of you. 211 00:23:22,710 --> 00:23:25,690 Now, when we get out on the range, you'll be given four rounds of ammo to 212 00:23:25,690 --> 00:23:26,690 your weapons in with. 213 00:23:27,590 --> 00:23:32,730 Never, I repeat, never point your weapon at anyone unless you intend to kill 214 00:23:32,730 --> 00:23:33,730 them. 215 00:23:34,130 --> 00:23:37,090 An unloaded gun has killed a lot of innocent people. 216 00:23:37,910 --> 00:23:40,150 Always keep this weapon pointed downrange. 217 00:23:40,890 --> 00:23:41,890 Any questions? 218 00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:43,290 No, sir! 219 00:23:43,510 --> 00:23:46,990 All right, then let's move out. Red team first. Now move, move, move, move, 220 00:23:47,090 --> 00:23:48,090 move, move, move! 221 00:23:51,050 --> 00:23:53,930 Now remember, squeeze those rails off slowly. 222 00:23:54,790 --> 00:23:55,950 Okay, I'm going to show them. 223 00:23:56,990 --> 00:23:58,010 Ready on the left. 224 00:23:58,790 --> 00:23:59,790 Ready on the right. 225 00:24:00,930 --> 00:24:03,990 Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. 226 00:24:04,290 --> 00:24:05,410 What's the problem here? 227 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:07,620 ...seem to get it right on... 228 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,140 and never point that weapon anywhere but down the range. Do you understand? 229 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:57,680 You don't do a thing until you're instructed. Do you understand? 230 00:24:58,020 --> 00:24:59,180 Huh? Do you? Yes, sir! 231 00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:06,380 All 232 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:14,020 right. 233 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,400 That's enough for today. 234 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:21,420 Ladies, I got permission to use the officer's swimming pool. 235 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,940 I want you all to change into your swimwear. 236 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:27,980 In a few minutes, we'll call you back out and tell you who has been selected. 237 00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:29,620 All right? 238 00:26:25,070 --> 00:26:30,090 a wonderful time at it. Oh, and it had a wonderful time with you. 239 00:26:31,130 --> 00:26:33,810 Yeah, those guys couldn't keep their eyes off you. 240 00:26:35,450 --> 00:26:39,190 I hope watching you made them overlook our mistake. Well, you might have served 241 00:26:39,190 --> 00:26:43,090 a useful purpose after all. I always serve a useful purpose. 242 00:26:43,330 --> 00:26:45,150 Yeah, a couple of them. 243 00:26:47,050 --> 00:26:49,350 I'm kind of sorry it's all over with, you know. 244 00:26:50,210 --> 00:26:53,650 Now that I got my body back in shape, now what do I do? 245 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:06,920 our old jobs back. With all this training, if they won't give us our old 246 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,940 back, we'll just go in and take them back. 247 00:28:41,830 --> 00:28:42,830 Chrissy. Karen. 248 00:28:53,270 --> 00:28:59,390 Those of you not selected, we want to thank you with a bonus of $1 ,000 249 00:28:59,690 --> 00:29:03,950 And, of course, the possibility of selecting some or all of you on our next 250 00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:04,950 mission. 251 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,440 Can't understand why they pass me by. 252 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,720 Either can I, Mary. 253 00:29:10,940 --> 00:29:11,940 Either can I. 254 00:29:12,820 --> 00:29:13,820 Yeah, hi, Mr. Ambassador. 255 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,099 How was the flight? 256 00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:16,100 I'm in Vegas, aren't I? 257 00:29:16,780 --> 00:29:18,900 Yeah, well, I hope the hotel's treating you right. 258 00:29:19,140 --> 00:29:20,140 Never mind that. 259 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,120 I want to know what progress is being made with your scheme to rescue Jack. 260 00:29:23,580 --> 00:29:25,500 Well, everything's going well so far. 261 00:29:25,740 --> 00:29:28,640 Just give me one more day and I'll be able to show you the entire plan. 262 00:29:29,340 --> 00:29:32,020 And then you'll be able to see our secret weapon. 263 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:39,340 to the Geneva Convention, we are obligated to give you food and water 264 00:30:39,340 --> 00:30:43,440 day. So here's your food and here's your water. 265 00:30:44,740 --> 00:30:45,800 Bon appetit. 266 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,560 What is this, some kind of cruel joke? 267 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,740 You bring me a handful of Las Vegas showgirls and you tell me they can get 268 00:30:58,740 --> 00:31:00,240 son out? Mark, it's no joke. 269 00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:02,480 It's all we've got left. 270 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,120 These girls are commando trained. 271 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:07,660 Each one of them is an expert in their field. 272 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,020 Karate, marksmanship, demolitions. 273 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:14,400 Mark, you said yourself that no one else would lift a finger to help us on this. 274 00:31:14,860 --> 00:31:16,000 It's all we've got left. 275 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,780 A bunch of showgirls or whatever? 276 00:31:19,020 --> 00:31:20,060 That's their cover. 277 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,100 downstairs at the antique auto show. 278 00:31:58,620 --> 00:31:59,740 The auto show? 279 00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:01,780 How can we talk there? 280 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,740 We have plenty of time. Place doesn't open until 9 .30. 281 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:07,840 Be there in ten minutes. 282 00:32:08,220 --> 00:32:09,380 But we're not ready. 283 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,840 Wear what they have on. Now move it. 284 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,160 This is amazing. 285 00:32:20,700 --> 00:32:22,180 What are we doing here? 286 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,160 I don't know. but I'm sure that it's very important. 287 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:29,140 Okay, by now you all know Ambassador Stewart's son's been kidnapped by 288 00:32:29,140 --> 00:32:32,920 terrorists. Our sources in the Middle East inform us that he's being held 289 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,520 somewhere near the Syrian border. 290 00:32:34,740 --> 00:32:36,900 The problem is we don't know exactly where. 291 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:38,620 What do they want with the son? 292 00:32:39,100 --> 00:32:42,540 Yeah, I understand snatching the ambassador, but why his son? 293 00:32:43,060 --> 00:32:47,020 Force the ambassador to give them a secret fuel to be used in a neutron 294 00:32:47,460 --> 00:32:51,300 See, by kidnapping the ambassador... They know our government's not going to 295 00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:54,540 give in to extortion, so that would be futile. They'd get nothing. 296 00:32:54,820 --> 00:32:59,280 But by grabbing his son, they hope to force him to get what they want. 297 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,440 What if we can't pull this off? Then what? 298 00:33:03,540 --> 00:33:06,760 Well, they said his son would be sent back to us in bits and pieces. 299 00:33:06,980 --> 00:33:10,140 That's a hell of a lot to expect from a handful of Las Vegas dancers. 300 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,120 Yeah, what a responsibility. 301 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,580 We're not just Las Vegas dancers. 302 00:33:15,380 --> 00:33:17,020 We're trained commandos. 303 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,200 Even so, our... 304 00:33:19,550 --> 00:33:21,510 Lies are really going to be on the line, huh? 305 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:25,510 Finally, 25 grand doesn't look so great. 306 00:33:25,710 --> 00:33:29,970 Look, we knew we weren't training to become camp counselors when we signed 307 00:33:30,090 --> 00:33:31,470 So let's go on with it. 308 00:33:32,330 --> 00:33:33,370 Go ahead, Jim. 309 00:33:33,570 --> 00:33:36,830 Okay, you're booked as Las Vegas dancers at a club in Karajan. 310 00:33:37,110 --> 00:33:40,630 Now your uniforms, vehicles, and weapons will be delivered to you by friends. 311 00:33:41,370 --> 00:33:45,750 You'll receive instructions by phone as to possible locations where Jack might 312 00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:46,750 be held prisoner. 313 00:33:47,790 --> 00:33:52,370 Your mission, Miss Richards, now that you've decided to accept it, is to take 314 00:33:52,370 --> 00:33:56,530 that location at any cost and free him. Are we going to have to kill people? 315 00:33:57,210 --> 00:33:58,890 No, we just fire point blank. 316 00:33:59,110 --> 00:34:01,370 If they fall down a dock, that's their problem. 317 00:34:01,690 --> 00:34:07,010 Now, once you take the location, if Jack is not there, you're to pick up any 318 00:34:07,010 --> 00:34:12,310 vehicles, weapons, ammunition that you can find for future assaults. If Jack is 319 00:34:12,310 --> 00:34:16,270 there, there'll be a plane waiting for you at an airfield just outside of 320 00:34:16,270 --> 00:34:19,130 Karajan. Now, it's only going to be there for four days. 321 00:34:19,810 --> 00:34:25,270 On the fourth day, it leaves at 10 a .m. And what if we don't find him? 322 00:34:25,770 --> 00:34:27,370 Well, I guess you'll have to miss the plane. 323 00:34:28,010 --> 00:34:31,150 You know, Jim, you're all hard. Look, there's a lot at stake here. 324 00:34:31,449 --> 00:34:33,590 I've got my job to do, and you've got yours. 325 00:34:34,050 --> 00:34:35,670 There's not a lot of room for compassion. 326 00:34:36,670 --> 00:34:37,670 So I've noticed. 327 00:34:38,190 --> 00:34:39,350 Okay, girls, come on. 328 00:34:39,550 --> 00:34:41,330 Let's get our gear and take off. 329 00:34:41,810 --> 00:34:42,810 Bye, Jim. 330 00:34:43,310 --> 00:34:44,310 Good luck. 331 00:34:45,429 --> 00:34:46,429 Jen. 332 00:35:23,820 --> 00:35:25,920 Really, what an exhausting flight. 333 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:32,700 Wow! If I would have known hotels look like this in this part of the world, I 334 00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:33,780 would have been to be here long ago. 335 00:36:38,570 --> 00:36:42,330 Don't get too enthusiastic. This might be the only luxury we see while we're 336 00:36:42,330 --> 00:36:45,050 here. Well, I could just sleep for days. 337 00:36:45,310 --> 00:36:47,570 Wake me up when the war's over. 338 00:36:48,410 --> 00:36:53,310 Don't take up too much room there. There's nine of us and only five beds. 339 00:36:53,310 --> 00:36:58,130 this might not prove to be the imperial palace in Las Vegas, but instead the 340 00:36:58,130 --> 00:36:59,150 downtown Y. 341 00:37:01,130 --> 00:37:02,670 Aren't you guys forgetting something? 342 00:37:26,570 --> 00:37:27,570 that there's a water shortage. 343 00:37:28,070 --> 00:37:30,330 Plenty of oil in this country, but little water. 344 00:37:30,530 --> 00:37:32,790 So I suggest we fill the tub and all get in at once. 345 00:37:33,350 --> 00:37:36,310 Hey, I've got some real sexy bubble baths. 346 00:37:37,570 --> 00:37:40,310 I think I hear the telephone. 347 00:37:41,090 --> 00:37:43,590 Well, I think you're right. It is the telephone. 348 00:37:44,110 --> 00:37:45,310 I wonder who it's for. 349 00:37:45,810 --> 00:37:47,310 It's got to be for one of us. 350 00:37:47,650 --> 00:37:49,970 What if it's an obscene phone call? 351 00:37:55,790 --> 00:37:59,450 Well, somebody could answer it. Well, say that's right. Somebody could answer 352 00:37:59,450 --> 00:38:00,450 it. 353 00:38:01,010 --> 00:38:03,310 She could answer it. 354 00:38:03,550 --> 00:38:07,270 Jen, you answer it. You're our leader. No, I'm not. 355 00:38:07,670 --> 00:38:10,810 Jen, remember all that hope you laid on us back in the States? 356 00:38:11,050 --> 00:38:12,730 Well, now you're copping out. 357 00:38:13,070 --> 00:38:17,230 All right, all right. It's okay to get a few minutes of relaxation without you 358 00:38:17,230 --> 00:38:18,390 creeps needling her. 359 00:38:35,850 --> 00:38:36,850 This is she. 360 00:38:37,830 --> 00:38:39,950 Cashmere. The thieves will be where? 361 00:38:41,930 --> 00:38:42,930 Oh, yes, I understand. 362 00:38:43,870 --> 00:38:45,930 Could you spell the name of that last city for me? 363 00:38:46,390 --> 00:38:50,150 5 a .m. 5 a .m. in the morning? 364 00:38:51,050 --> 00:38:52,050 Understand. 365 00:38:52,690 --> 00:38:54,250 Yes, we'll be there ready for battle. 366 00:38:55,730 --> 00:38:56,730 Right. 367 00:38:58,970 --> 00:38:59,970 Jan. 368 00:39:00,570 --> 00:39:01,570 Who is it? 369 00:39:03,170 --> 00:39:04,490 Well, it was this rich... 370 00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:08,940 oil sheik who wanted to take us all to dinner and give each one of us a diamond 371 00:39:08,940 --> 00:39:11,560 necklace if we met him downstairs in five minutes. 372 00:41:58,640 --> 00:41:59,640 Thank you. 373 00:43:01,839 --> 00:43:03,220 Why are we entering the science? 374 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:08,200 Well, because we can't go through the middle of the hotel with our uniform on, 375 00:43:08,220 --> 00:43:08,939 can we? 376 00:43:08,940 --> 00:43:13,680 Come on, you know what I want? A cold drink and a hot bath. 377 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:15,080 Oh, I could retire. 378 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:19,820 You know, if it wasn't for knowing that somewhere they're holding and maybe even 379 00:43:19,820 --> 00:43:22,880 torturing the ambassador's son, I just couldn't keep on turning in. 380 00:43:24,700 --> 00:43:25,700 Hi, Fred. 381 00:43:26,100 --> 00:43:29,780 Hi, I just closed my eyes and turned in. Get me down there if you want to see me 382 00:43:29,780 --> 00:43:30,780 have that comb. 383 00:43:31,180 --> 00:43:34,040 You girls just don't know how to handle fighting. 384 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,860 Isn't this our key to jumping the bathtub, men? 385 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,200 Yeah, let's go. 386 00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:44,760 If I didn't know that tub was waiting for me when I got here, I don't know. 387 00:43:45,820 --> 00:43:47,800 That's just the life of a commando. 388 00:44:04,740 --> 00:44:05,740 Yes, this is she. 389 00:44:07,300 --> 00:44:08,960 No, no sign of the sun. 390 00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:11,240 Where? 391 00:44:12,460 --> 00:44:15,000 Well, I hope we have better luck locating Jack tomorrow. 392 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:19,460 All right, yes, I have it. 393 00:44:20,420 --> 00:44:21,420 Right. 394 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,860 Tomorrow, 5 a .m., we'll be there. 395 00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:34,900 Thank you. 396 00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:09,720 Thank you. 397 00:46:01,830 --> 00:46:02,830 Great. 398 00:46:03,250 --> 00:46:06,850 We've been working with the things we trained on now more. 399 00:46:07,050 --> 00:46:08,050 Don't worry. 400 00:46:08,130 --> 00:46:09,470 I'll figure this out. 401 00:46:14,270 --> 00:46:15,870 My throat needs a lap. 402 00:46:20,130 --> 00:46:21,630 I've got him in my sight. 403 00:46:22,810 --> 00:46:24,550 Can't make a big bang. 404 00:46:25,110 --> 00:46:27,510 I always do, honey. 405 00:47:10,060 --> 00:47:11,760 You're the chief! Go that way! 406 00:47:21,180 --> 00:47:23,660 Watch out! You're bumping over the apple dump! 407 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:28,140 Look out! That's where you're going! 408 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:34,480 All right! 409 00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:35,720 It's okay. 410 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,180 It's a good thing you didn't hit that apple. 411 00:47:39,610 --> 00:47:40,610 Thank you. 412 00:49:26,339 --> 00:49:27,340 Yes, this is me. 413 00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:32,780 Look, whoever you are, we've raided and killed dozens of Arabs, and none of them 414 00:49:32,780 --> 00:49:33,780 seem to be terrorists. 415 00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:37,180 Nor do they have any idea of where Stuart's son is. 416 00:49:38,700 --> 00:49:40,320 No, we can't go tomorrow. 417 00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:43,520 We have to dance at the club. They're already getting suspicious. 418 00:49:51,660 --> 00:49:52,660 I'll wait for your call. 419 00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,900 And the direction better be right. 420 00:50:00,460 --> 00:50:01,080 Nice 421 00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:15,960 to 422 00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:16,960 see you. 423 00:50:30,420 --> 00:50:32,860 How can you breathe from this little thing? 424 00:51:00,970 --> 00:51:02,510 Better start greeting the little bastard. 425 00:51:03,130 --> 00:51:08,890 You had better watch what you say. One day, one might understand you. 426 00:51:09,510 --> 00:51:11,850 Words of endearment, my darling. 427 00:51:12,530 --> 00:51:15,550 Besides, we always talk like that to one another in the States. 428 00:51:15,890 --> 00:51:18,030 I just bet you do. 429 00:51:25,570 --> 00:51:29,570 Well, how are you tonight, you rancid sacks of suet? 430 00:51:31,180 --> 00:51:34,500 Oh, we got a great show for you lame brain idiots tonight. 431 00:51:37,420 --> 00:51:37,840 Of 432 00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:45,000 course. 433 00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:51,760 Listen, drink up, drink up, you scum bums. I need all the money I can get so 434 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,220 can get out of your stinking country. 435 00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:00,760 Nice city, guys. 436 00:52:55,069 --> 00:52:56,690 I'll drink to that. Yes, sir. 437 00:52:59,350 --> 00:52:59,750 You 438 00:52:59,750 --> 00:53:18,310 know, 439 00:53:18,390 --> 00:53:20,230 in the finale number, it's a kick. 440 00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:25,600 Pot of a ray, and then a turn. No, no, no, no. It's a kick, a ball change, and 441 00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:26,419 then two turns. 442 00:53:26,420 --> 00:53:29,940 A kick, a ball change, and then two turns. Hey, don't worry. Nobody's 443 00:53:29,940 --> 00:53:30,940 your feet anyway. 444 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:32,320 I'm looking at my feet. 445 00:56:28,850 --> 00:56:29,850 Oh, yeah. 446 00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:10,680 Jump! 447 00:58:03,780 --> 00:58:04,780 MC. 448 00:58:12,380 --> 00:58:16,880 I want to thank you all for visiting me today. 449 00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:22,660 Visiting you? You slob. You kidnapped us at gunpoint at our hotel. 450 00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:25,720 How you got here isn't important. 451 00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:27,420 You're here. 452 00:58:28,500 --> 00:58:33,260 And now I suppose you want to know why you're here, yes? 453 00:58:33,950 --> 00:58:37,690 Because I want to know why you are in my country. 454 00:58:38,190 --> 00:58:40,850 I don't believe you are only dancers. 455 00:58:41,410 --> 00:58:44,030 I want to know what you are doing here. 456 00:58:44,310 --> 00:58:45,310 Spying? 457 00:59:25,070 --> 00:59:26,070 than your tongues. 458 00:59:26,430 --> 00:59:30,030 If I don't get out... Hope. 459 00:59:33,930 --> 00:59:34,930 Hope. 460 00:59:36,270 --> 00:59:38,750 Release one of them and bring her over here. 461 00:59:59,180 --> 01:00:03,780 This can be once a week on Tuesdays. 462 01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:07,940 And what is today, everyone? 463 01:00:08,700 --> 01:00:10,740 Saturday. No, it's Wednesday. 464 01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:19,840 Now, who sent you? 465 01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:21,320 Joe sent us. 466 01:00:21,780 --> 01:00:23,100 Judge Joe? 467 01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:24,840 No. 468 01:00:25,550 --> 01:00:28,870 Hastings from the William Morris Agency sent us here. We're dancers. 469 01:00:29,130 --> 01:00:33,510 We dance at the Ed Hall Casino every night at the 9 p .m. dinner show and at 470 01:00:33,510 --> 01:00:34,428 midnight show. 471 01:00:34,430 --> 01:00:37,470 Showtime! Five, six, seven, eight! 472 01:00:37,810 --> 01:00:42,190 I don't believe you're only dancers. 473 01:00:44,730 --> 01:00:50,990 Several of my men were killed in my west tower by a group of female commandos. 474 01:00:51,270 --> 01:00:54,570 Do we look like soldiers? Do we have guns? 475 01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:01,560 It must be you. 476 01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:03,040 I am correct. 477 01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:10,420 I'll feed each one of you to the tiger, one by one, until I get the truth. 478 01:02:39,270 --> 01:02:41,470 Now get the hell off of me! 479 01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:05,238 tire tracks. 480 01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:06,380 There's got to be a road somewhere. 481 01:03:07,180 --> 01:03:11,980 Ah, so what? There'll be no one on it. Probably some chariot tracks from 200 B 482 01:03:11,980 --> 01:03:17,400 .C. Oh, God, you realize that we could die of dehydration out here? 483 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,280 Even lack of water. 484 01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:21,820 What do we do, Jan? 485 01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:26,500 We've only got about six more hours to live. 486 01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:29,600 Yeah, Pauline, get us out of this peril. 487 01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:32,180 Okay, well, we can't walk. 488 01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:36,280 It's probably sheep. 489 01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:39,180 I wonder what it is. 490 01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:47,960 Deja vu! I saw the same scene in Lawrence of Arabia. It turns out to be 491 01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:49,840 who shoots the man who was watching him. 492 01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:56,840 Come on, let's get the hell out of here. 493 01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:58,500 And go where, huh? 494 01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:03,600 Well, we can't just stand here and be slaughtered. 495 01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:05,320 You make out what it is yet? 496 01:04:05,900 --> 01:04:08,840 I can see several heads and huge bodies. 497 01:04:09,860 --> 01:04:10,860 Elephants! 498 01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:13,180 Out here in the desert? 499 01:04:13,980 --> 01:04:15,360 Big camels! 500 01:04:18,180 --> 01:04:19,520 They sure are! 501 01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:27,760 How are we going to fit nine girls on three camels? A couple could ride on a 502 01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:28,760 head and get help. 503 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,960 No, I think we should all stick together. 504 01:04:41,970 --> 01:04:43,790 Can they carry all of us? 505 01:04:46,810 --> 01:04:49,430 Say, where can a girl get a cold drink around here? 506 01:04:51,990 --> 01:04:55,210 Is that water in that bag? 507 01:04:55,490 --> 01:04:57,410 Sure it is. Let's have a drink. 508 01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:28,080 I'd rather dehydrate. We will, we will. 509 01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:47,680 Maybe we should follow them. They might lead us to civilization. 510 01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:50,220 It could be days. 511 01:05:50,580 --> 01:05:52,500 No, we can't go on much further. 512 01:06:25,610 --> 01:06:26,428 give us a ride? 513 01:06:26,430 --> 01:06:29,610 How far is the nearest city? 514 01:06:32,230 --> 01:06:34,070 We're going to the Phoenicia Hotel. 515 01:06:34,650 --> 01:06:36,730 Please, take us to the city. 516 01:06:36,950 --> 01:06:37,950 Yeah, please. 517 01:06:38,170 --> 01:06:42,230 Oh, my God. Where did these beautiful girls come from? My goodness. 518 01:06:42,850 --> 01:06:45,950 Come on over with me. I'll take you. I'll make a lot of money on you. Come 519 01:06:46,030 --> 01:06:47,030 Let's go. 520 01:07:14,570 --> 01:07:15,570 Not even undressed yet. 521 01:07:19,470 --> 01:07:21,930 You'd better come up with the right answer this time, buddy. 522 01:07:22,510 --> 01:07:24,790 For example, where is Amal's villa? 523 01:07:25,190 --> 01:07:26,190 Amal's villa? 524 01:07:26,330 --> 01:07:29,250 Yeah, we think that's where they're holding the ambassador's son. 525 01:07:29,710 --> 01:07:32,370 Amal's villa is on Lake Cosmo. 526 01:07:32,910 --> 01:07:34,270 Well, how do we get there? 527 01:07:34,910 --> 01:07:35,910 Swim. 528 01:07:38,690 --> 01:07:41,770 You think it's safe telling this guy where Stuart's son might be? 529 01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:45,660 What if he's not on the level and he's using us to locate the son so that he 530 01:07:45,660 --> 01:07:46,660 grab him? 531 01:07:46,900 --> 01:07:47,900 You're right. 532 01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:49,640 Then we'd better act fast. 533 01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:52,960 Come on, girls, get up. It's an emergency. 534 01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:55,120 Come on, get up. Let's get going. 535 01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:57,700 We think we've found out where Stuart's son is. 536 01:07:57,900 --> 01:08:00,820 Yeah, come on, but we have to get there by morning. Come on. 537 01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:53,420 I'm reading this huge sign. 538 01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:55,840 There is no huge sign. 539 01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:58,240 No shit, Sherlock. We are lost. 540 01:08:58,859 --> 01:08:59,859 No, 541 01:09:01,540 --> 01:09:04,520 this isn't a public expedition. They didn't tattoo it on my ass. 542 01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:08,819 Yes, we would, wouldn't we? What's going on? 543 01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:10,200 What'd you stop for? 544 01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:11,620 We are lost. 545 01:09:11,899 --> 01:09:12,899 We're not lost. 546 01:09:13,500 --> 01:09:15,220 We're heading in the right direction. 547 01:09:15,580 --> 01:09:17,880 Well, couldn't you figure this out back at the hotel room? 548 01:09:19,230 --> 01:09:21,350 No, I left my Atlas at home. Thank you. 549 01:09:21,910 --> 01:09:23,450 Come on girls. Let's just keep going 550 01:10:00,270 --> 01:10:01,270 I don't see anything yet. 551 01:10:01,990 --> 01:10:03,050 Do you see anything yet? 552 01:10:03,750 --> 01:10:06,130 No, I don't see anything yet. Do you see anything yet? 553 01:10:06,350 --> 01:10:10,070 I don't see anything yet. Do you see anything yet? I don't see anything yet. 554 01:10:10,710 --> 01:10:12,550 Keep driving. We don't see anything yet. 555 01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:32,780 Get out of here. You're it, kid. Let's go. 556 01:11:37,100 --> 01:11:38,500 I wonder if there's anything in the water. 557 01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:05,080 You'll break your soul. 558 01:12:51,310 --> 01:12:52,430 Taylor, come on. 559 01:12:52,970 --> 01:12:54,850 This isn't very comfortable. 560 01:12:57,290 --> 01:12:59,190 Oh, hell in here. 561 01:13:04,470 --> 01:13:05,470 Hey, 562 01:13:10,630 --> 01:13:11,770 it's dark in here. 563 01:13:12,070 --> 01:13:13,670 Oh, shit, Sherlock. 564 01:13:41,379 --> 01:13:44,740 It's wet in here. 565 01:13:48,860 --> 01:13:51,400 I'm trying, man. My knees are hurting. 566 01:13:51,700 --> 01:13:53,080 Let's just tell my friend. 567 01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:55,220 What's holding you guys up? 568 01:14:05,450 --> 01:14:06,570 in this mess. 569 01:14:07,450 --> 01:14:09,650 Be careful up here, you guys. 570 01:14:09,950 --> 01:14:11,990 Does anybody know where this tunnel leads to? 571 01:14:13,030 --> 01:14:14,190 Any other way. 572 01:14:34,570 --> 01:14:35,570 Hello. Hello. 573 01:14:35,730 --> 01:14:36,730 Hello. 574 01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:05,880 Are you Jack? 575 01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:10,060 Are you Jack Stewart? 576 01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:14,420 Too late for this guy. He's dead. 577 01:15:15,320 --> 01:15:16,760 Come on, this is him. Let's go. 578 01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:19,780 Come on, come on. Hurry up. 579 01:15:22,380 --> 01:15:23,380 Hurry up. 580 01:15:50,250 --> 01:15:51,870 You want to see another Big Bang? 581 01:15:52,890 --> 01:15:53,970 Aren't you supposed to light it? 582 01:15:55,550 --> 01:15:56,990 I forgot something. 583 01:18:46,350 --> 01:18:47,350 Bye -bye. 584 01:19:29,040 --> 01:19:30,080 The girls are here, Stuart. 585 01:19:30,900 --> 01:19:31,900 Mr. Ambassador. 586 01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:34,420 Show them in, please, Adam. 587 01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:35,880 All right. 588 01:19:36,780 --> 01:19:37,840 Remember, it's Tuesday. 589 01:19:38,140 --> 01:19:39,560 Is our date on as usual? 590 01:19:40,300 --> 01:19:41,300 Of course. 591 01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:42,600 Okay, great, thanks. 592 01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:45,640 You can go right in. 593 01:19:47,700 --> 01:19:48,700 They're here. 594 01:19:50,580 --> 01:19:56,340 Good show. 595 01:19:56,980 --> 01:19:58,600 Congratulations. Thank you so much. 596 01:19:58,860 --> 01:19:59,860 Good show. 597 01:20:00,060 --> 01:20:02,220 Thank you so much for getting this. 598 01:20:02,660 --> 01:20:04,080 Good show. 599 01:20:05,020 --> 01:20:06,020 Well, 600 01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:13,840 everything worked out fine. 601 01:20:14,340 --> 01:20:15,340 Here's your money. 602 01:20:16,140 --> 01:20:17,140 Not quite. 603 01:20:17,860 --> 01:20:20,560 At least not unless you want a repetition of the kidnapping. 604 01:20:21,300 --> 01:20:22,300 Or worse. 605 01:20:23,060 --> 01:20:24,060 What does that mean? 606 01:20:24,810 --> 01:20:28,010 Jack's back to safety and the girls did a remarkable job. Yeah, what's all this 607 01:20:28,010 --> 01:20:29,010 about, Jen? 608 01:20:30,210 --> 01:20:34,170 Didn't any of you wonder how the terrorists knew every move we made? 609 01:20:35,530 --> 01:20:39,190 Well, I wondered how we kept getting fake instructions every night by phone. 610 01:20:40,510 --> 01:20:44,750 Then the next day we'd go out and wipe out a bunch of Arabs, but they weren't 611 01:20:44,750 --> 01:20:45,750 terrorists. 612 01:20:46,410 --> 01:20:50,930 Then we'd go back to the hotel and get another phone call from Deep Throat, and 613 01:20:50,930 --> 01:20:53,710 then we'd go out and wipe out another innocent group of Arabs. 614 01:20:54,830 --> 01:20:58,350 Are you saying that one of us is an enemy agent? 615 01:20:58,650 --> 01:21:03,790 That one of us risked all your lives? That one of us masterminded the 616 01:21:03,790 --> 01:21:06,730 kidnapping? Yes, Tim, that's exactly what I'm saying. 617 01:21:07,750 --> 01:21:08,750 But why? 618 01:21:09,450 --> 01:21:11,110 Why would any of us stand to gain? 619 01:21:11,830 --> 01:21:13,690 I don't believe there's any truth in your accusations. 620 01:21:14,250 --> 01:21:15,390 It sounds ridiculous. 621 01:21:16,330 --> 01:21:19,130 I think it's best we leave the subject alone and be glad everybody got back 622 01:21:19,130 --> 01:21:22,850 safely. Yeah, I agree. Now, this is preposterous. Now, I know you've been 623 01:21:22,850 --> 01:21:27,330 a lot of pressure lately, and I don't blame you, but indicating that one of us 624 01:21:27,330 --> 01:21:29,190 is an enemy agent, well, that's gone too far. 625 01:21:29,710 --> 01:21:30,710 He's right, Jan. 626 01:21:30,930 --> 01:21:35,430 You're going off the deep end. Let's just take our money and get the hell out 627 01:21:35,430 --> 01:21:37,750 here. If you'd like that, wouldn't you, Tina? 628 01:21:37,990 --> 01:21:41,390 Take the easy way out. No more scrapes, no more problems. 629 01:21:41,670 --> 01:21:43,710 Just get our money and get it over with. 630 01:21:44,240 --> 01:21:45,320 Jan, you flipped. 631 01:21:45,760 --> 01:21:47,020 None of us here is a terrorist. 632 01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:50,480 Anna, why don't you call the girl? 633 01:21:54,980 --> 01:22:00,200 Yes, why don't you, Ann, or Anton, or whatever your name is? 634 01:22:03,020 --> 01:22:05,860 Just back off a minute, all right? Would you let me explain? 635 01:22:33,550 --> 01:22:35,750 How did you know it was Ann or Andy? 636 01:22:36,310 --> 01:22:38,530 It had to be someone in our immediate group. 637 01:22:38,810 --> 01:22:43,450 Quite frankly, Ann or Andy was the only one beyond suspicion. 638 01:22:43,810 --> 01:22:45,470 Besides yourself, Mr. Ambassador. 639 01:22:45,990 --> 01:22:47,150 Well, thank you a lot, Jan. 640 01:22:47,450 --> 01:22:49,330 Really, Jan. That's really great. 641 01:22:49,570 --> 01:22:50,610 I'm sorry, gang. 642 01:22:51,170 --> 01:22:55,690 But thanks to those weird midnight phone calls, I wasn't even sure of myself. 643 01:22:56,230 --> 01:22:59,850 Well, how did you finally zero in on Ann or Andy? 644 01:23:01,870 --> 01:23:08,410 when I went to the ladies' room right after Ann or Andre had left. The 645 01:23:08,410 --> 01:23:09,410 ladies' room? 646 01:23:10,950 --> 01:23:12,950 Yeah, the toilet seat was up. 647 01:23:15,250 --> 01:23:19,150 Well, everybody knows that a man has to lift the toilet seat to go to the 648 01:23:19,150 --> 01:23:20,150 bathroom. 649 01:23:22,510 --> 01:23:27,950 Listen, you girls take Ann or Anthony downtown to police headquarters. Okay, 650 01:23:27,970 --> 01:23:28,469 come on. 651 01:23:28,470 --> 01:23:30,430 Wait a minute. What is your name? 652 01:23:32,250 --> 01:23:34,670 Fred, don't you know you'll be executed as a traitor? 653 01:23:35,290 --> 01:23:36,370 Nobody lives forever. 654 01:23:37,270 --> 01:23:38,770 Let go. Come on. 655 01:23:39,730 --> 01:23:40,730 I'm shocked. 656 01:23:42,850 --> 01:23:46,010 It just goes to show you can work with a person and never really get to know 657 01:23:46,010 --> 01:23:47,010 him. 658 01:23:51,090 --> 01:23:52,890 How about a quiet dinner together soon? 659 01:23:53,410 --> 01:23:54,590 To get better acquainted. 660 01:23:54,870 --> 01:23:55,870 I'd like that, Dad. 661 01:23:56,410 --> 01:23:58,490 Mind if I bring a friend along? 662 01:23:58,990 --> 01:24:00,650 Not at all. In fact... 663 01:24:00,860 --> 01:24:02,160 Let's bring a few friends along. 664 01:24:06,060 --> 01:24:08,780 How about it, Jan? How about a little dinner and conversation? 665 01:24:09,560 --> 01:24:12,380 Okay. But give me two years to change. 666 01:24:13,700 --> 01:24:15,600 Come on, Jan. Be reasonable.